1. 22:23 30th Aug 2014

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    Reblogged from nauticallyprep

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    simplygossipgirl:

Goodnight beauties. ❤️

    simplygossipgirl:

    Goodnight beauties. ❤️

     
  2. 22:22

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    Reblogged from kolenegetsfit

    rowing

    smoothiebaker:

    crew is like a cult:
    - youre constantly dragging others into it
    - it takes up youre whole life
    - its all you talk about
    - its all you think about
    - and it pains you mentally and physically

     
  3. 22:21

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    Reblogged from eatthefoodliftthethings

    It is illegal for women to go topless in most cities, yet you can buy a magazine of a woman without her top on at any 7-11 store. So, you can sell breasts, but you cannot wear breasts, in America.
    — 

    Violet Rose (via c-icatrix)

    This is one of my favorite quotes about sexualization/objectification vs autonomy of female bodies bc it’s so succinct

    (via platonicsbeforeerotics)

    (Source: screamingfemale)

     
  4. 22:19

    Notes: 846924

    Reblogged from eatthefoodliftthethings

    inhaftiert:

    dutchster:

    fat-amy-for-president:

    albamentum:

    drunktrophywife:

    being a girl is really fucking expensive

    hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

    hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

    [cricket sounds]

    god bless this

     
  5. 22:18

    Notes: 4979

    Reblogged from doctorwho

    Wow! A molecular nanoscaner!

    (Source: iceinherheart-kissonherlips)

     
  6. 22:17

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    Reblogged from ten-on-the-legs

    featherlessmonster:

    21/08/2014

     
  7. 22:17

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    Reblogged from arcticgoosies

    bananagirlworld16:

    okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

    image

    poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

    image

    this movie is so good

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    and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

    image

    and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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    and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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    THIS MOVIE

     
  8. 22:16

    Notes: 826879

    Reblogged from eatthefoodliftthethings

    image: Download

    (Source: loweo)

     
  9. 21:15

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    Reblogged from eatthefoodliftthethings

    slutty-ukes:

    fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I told him “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please keep reading that shit” 

     
  10. 21:14

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    Reblogged from skipjacked

     
  11. 21:14

    Notes: 1

    jpsailor said: All this tumblr activity... you must have broken out.

    YA! I now have my internet connectivity back! I will be busy with school so I won’t be on as often unfortunately.

     
  12. 09:32

    Notes: 3731

    Reblogged from unicornsandbroomsticks

    themobilemovement:

 
     
  13. 13:53 27th Aug 2014

    Notes: 81095

    Reblogged from queenflavs

    sherlockocity:

    Muggleborn students at Hogwarts (part 1/?)

     
  14. 13:51

    Notes: 394492

    Reblogged from thorsleftleg

    thorsleftleg:

    christmaspanda:

    darkness-matters:

    teastars:

    breebird33:

    wessasaurus-rex:

    The first time i saw this vine, i laughed so hard. 

    YESSS MY FAVORITE!!!!

    I ALMOST SHOVED MY COMPUTER OFF MY DESK OH GOD

    I said that this couldn’t be that great.

    I was so wrong.

    i almost peed myself

    I was not expecting that!

    (Source: lanactrlaltdelrey)

     
  15. 13:50

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    Reblogged from bestbromancecompany

    batter-sempai:

    ryanccole:

    monasticmaestoso:

    portalgifs:

    NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

    WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

    but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

    Wait a second are you telling me

    that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

    They have explanations for almost everything. Like how the protag doesn’t have fall damage. Portal’s cool like that.

    (Source: bustedbitmap)